came back

So the last post was on March 4th or 5th. It's not that bad, 2 months of absence. Probably you don't care what occupied me in Spring. But I tell you anyway, or I do not have anything else to write.
I am pregnant!!! oh I just saw a wood (soft) between my thighs. It can't be.
So these days I was trying to be funny, however as you see I couldn't. I either go too far or too sophisticated to make people understand me. I went to a party at my friend's house. I didn't know what the party was for. Someone told me that was the friend's wife's birthday party. I didn't bring any present. They might have thought that I was an ass. Of course I did bring something to eat. But I cannot imagine a block of meat lived up to their expectations. And what is more, I ate most of it by myself. Well, what an ass.
Anyway there was another friend there. He was already drunk when I arrived. He kept telling me some funny bits he has got from this entire life. They were not funny to me at all. I don't remember any of them, that's because they weren't funny. Besides these not funny jokes made him look stupid. So now I decided not to be funny. Otherwise people will laugh at me not laugh with me.